Vader

Since one of my Favorite Star War characters is vader I thought this was pretty cool!!!!

You're a mean one, Darth Vader.You really are a dirty tick.You're as cuddly as a rancor.You're as enticing as a death stick.Darth Vader.You're bad blue milk.With a rancor stench.You remind me of the Grinch.Darth Vader.You're a monster, Darth Vader.Your heart's an empty hole.Your brain is full of darkness,You've got fire in your soul.Darth Vader.I wouldn't touch you, with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot MagnaGuards electrostaff pole.You're vile to watch, Darth Vader.You have Mustafar Lava Fleas in your respirator.You have all the tender sweetness.Of a rank alligator.Darth Vader.Given the choice between the two of youI'd take the rank alligator.You're a foul one, Darth Vader.You're a nasty, mean skunk.Your heart is full of hatred.Your soul is full of gunk.Darth Vader.The three words that best describe you,are, and I quote: "Dark. Dark. Dark."You're a mean one, Darth Vader.You're the Master of dark deeds.You're into making Jedi bleed.With Sith eyes full of hatred.Darth Vader.Your soul is an appalling Sarlacc pit overflowingwith the most disgraceful assortment of deplorablestomach juices imaginable, mangled up in cyborg parts.You're nauseating to watch, Darth Vader.With a nauseaus super-naus.You're a crooked jerky Sith Lord.And you duel a double edge sword.Darth Vader.You're a three decker saurkraut and Dianogasandwich...With arsenic sauce.